Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Hello, stalkers.

Soooo....did you know this week is a holiday?

It is. I have a graphic to prove it.

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That means that all of you stalkers out there (that's a compliment, I swear) are suppose to come out of hiding, throw me a bone, & tell me hi.

What you tell, of course, it up to you. But I'm nosey, so feel free to tell me as much as you like. I won't complain that you shared too much. Who you are, how you found me, why you think I'm neato...those are just a few random suggestions if you have writers block.

I know you people exist. I have 52 followers & according to my nosey stat counter where I track my readers, I have like 200 a day.

Since I share so much of my life, you people owe to it me.

No pressure of guilt or anything like that though.

And if you're the self-serving type, if people actually let me know they are reading & not just accidentally clicking on my cool sounding blog name, I just may update with my amazing-ness more often.

It's a totally win-win situation.

30 comments:

  1. You mean people besides me, right?

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  2. Hi! I honestly don't remember how exactly I found your blog, but I keep coming back reading because a) you're funny and b) my fingers are crossed so tightly for your current pregnancy. My daughter was also born silent but earlier than your son. I totally connect with how you feel about how people refer to your son. It also drives me crazy when people ignore the fact that my daughter is my daughter and is a person!

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  3. See the dot all the way to the left on your tracker map? That's me! I found your blog through Babycenter. Soooo now I've done it and will go back to lurking! Congrats on your pregnancy, and I hope everything goes perfectly for you!

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  4. I don't remember how I found your blog two months ago and I read ALL of your blog. Very interesting... want to kick your inlaws! LOL.

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  5. Well I've posted a few times even had an angry letter typed up but then that hospital finally gave you the bill. I'm one of those dots from the midwest. I dont remeber how I found your blog either but I'm glad I did. I too went back to the beginning and read all the way through. And now you are on my favorites and I try to check in to see how little boy Picadillay is doing. Hoping for a happy outcome for your family. I also come back because your a great writter and I enjoy reading your ramblings. I've lost two little ones. None full term but they are still missed.

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  6. The second blog in a row that has referenced this week....who would have thought? A week dedicated to stalkers.

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  7. morning! i found you on BBC and well...i love your blog. i posted a comment here and there but always find it fun to read your picture blogs :0)

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  8. I found you through BBC I think.
    I keep coming back because I bookmarked your blog on google and when I get bored at work I go through my bookmarked pages.
    I have a 18m old son who like your is obsessed with Elmo and I lost my first baby to a miscarriage. I am happily married and live less than 200 miles from you.
    TMI I know but you asked for it. :)

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  9. Hi *waves* my name is Vicki, kiki, or vikiki but you can call me baby ;) Don't tell Liz tough shhhh

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  10. Hi I'm the guy you hear breathing heavy in your bushes when you get changed. Love the new panties by the way.

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  11. Hi!!

    Definitely called investigating not stalking. I am a little dot about 4 hours south of you in NC. You always come see people and places next to me, but not me. :p

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  12. Hi!
    I've posted at least one comment before, but I am definitely more of a lurker...I am pretty much the same on BBC. The link in your siggy is what brought me here and I now have your blog bookmarked. I live in Washington state with my hubby, 2 year old son and our unfriendly dog.

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  13. I found you from the Bargain Hunters board on BBC. I think your funny and you entertain me while I'm at work. I love your pictures too!!!

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  14. I'm a BBC & FB friend/stalker. :) I love your blog!

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  15. How did I find you? I don't really know... Maybe BBC? Maybe through another blog? :P

    (I like the blog background) :)

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  16. Hmmm... don't remember how I found your blog. It was most likely through another BLM blog. I lost my Jenna almost 8 months ago. I miss her like crazy and try to talk or write (type) about her often.

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  17. I was an invited stalker! :o)

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  18. I stalk you on FB too just because I think you're awesome!

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  19. I'm not doing much of anything. Working and then coming home and catching up a bit on the computer while my daughter Kyndra naps. Eat supper and go to bed. What a life! lol

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  20. I found your blog through another, I lost my son a few months ago. I am really enjoying reading blogs and starting my own. Thanks!

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  21. Hi! I can't remember exactly how I found your blog..I think you posted a comment on another blog I was reading about baby loss. There was a recent still birth in my extended family that has knocked us all down hard. I loved your writing and went back and read your entire blog. I agree, I'd like to kick your in-laws! (I also read your husband's blog.)
    I am excited about your baby boy #3, and I hope everything goes well for you and your family. I will continue reading, I love your story.

    I live in Florida and have three boys, ages 16, 5 and 3.

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  22. You've got a lot of lurkers. I do stalk your blog awaiting vacation updates. :) And, I must admit, I like to lurk on that guy you married's blog. I like reading your husband's point of view on all this crapiness. Plus, he has a messed up family like me. You're awesome, Jess!

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  23. Hello Jessica! I'm Bonnie and I found your blog b/c I'm from BBC=)
    I think you're an amazing woman and I find you to be hysterical and very honest, which I love. Your most recent post about your mother was a hit close to my home, so I feel you. Take care and I look forward to hearing more from you!!

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  24. I am one of the dots on the UK. And I am a fully paid up follower.
    I came to your blog because I loved the title, summed up how I was feeling myself. And I'm here still. Reading along.

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  25. Found you on a board at BBC and you are marked as one of my favorites. You are a talented writer and hilarious...and even though I don't make comments I like to check up on you and your family. Rooting for you!

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  26. Hi! My name is Kelli .. I found you through Holly (Carleigh)'s blog I think. I'm not really sure anymore. I must say that I hate to be called out as a stalker although I do suppose that is what I am doing .. odd .. anyhow .. your story touches me and I am rooting for your newest little man! I love your style of writing .. I'm sometimes not sure if your humor is intended or not but it is there and is wonderful.. I was on cafemom and facebook and things but I can't speak one word about anything without being a bad person so I decided that I would look for something else to do so I started reading peoples blogs (other than Holly who I have followed since a long time ago) .. odd I know. oh yeah .. I am a mom to 2 .. a 3 year old boy and a 1 year old girl. :)

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  27. I found this blog of awesomeness from babycenter too :) You have such a great wit and that sarcastic sense of humor that I LOVE!

    You have also lived through one of the things I fear most and it has touched me so much! Thanks for sharing your life with a bunch of stalkers ;)

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  28. Well, we've been friends for what, 3-4 years now? Considering that you came to my wedding and blogged about it, I feel pretty famous! I enjoy reading your blog. It often makes me laugh, cry, or just gets me thinking about things in a different perspective. I also read that guy you married's blog every now and then. I request more Zombie-themed blogs from him! Keep up your work, and I can't wait to read that book!

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  29. Well, you know me, because I'm amazing. We like to stalk each other, it's this little thing we do. We met back in 2007 at that horrible place called babycenter, and we liked to stress the other people out. We planned to let our children sit at the top of the stairs and play with knives and not have a baby gate up. Not sure if you remember, I do. I think you're an amazing person..if I was a lesbian, you'd be stalked more often. :)

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  30. I am WAY late for International Blog De-Lurking Week, but if you get to know me (and I'm not saying you should), this would make perfect sense... I'm another of your stalkers, de-lurking to say hello (and, hi! this post is the perfect place, even though it's almost a year old). I started reading your blog from the beginning (what? I should do work at work? Nah...) I found you through Faces of Loss, which I found through a pregnancy website my best friend had us visiting to keep tabs on her pregnancy (she lives in TX, I live in MD) week-by-week. And no I did not see Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. Sadly, my friend miscarried her second child at 9 weeks, leading us to Faces of Loss. Your Joel is beautiful, and I am so beyond sorry that you and Adam and Jules had to endure his death. Words are trite, but they're all I have to offer through the interwebs. <insert> Your sense of humor is fantastic (and oh my god, Epic Fail describes my life perfectly), your immediate family rocks and your extended families are seriously batshit crazy. They don't deserve the awesomeness that is the 5 of you. Thanks for sharing your world with strangers like me. I feel like I know you, even though I don't. :) And yes, I way overuse parentheses, ellipses, exclamation points and various other forms of punctuation. I like it like that. Yaycowsyay! -Rebecca</insert>

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